While You Were Escorted Off the Top Chef Set By Security
BLIND ITEM: Which flame-haired teen superstar has ditched her man habit in lieu of her former best girlfriend? The two legginged ladies have been — oh, hold on… oh, never mind, here they are cuddling in Paris.
Angelina Jolie’s newly discovered twins are set to take attention away from Shiloh on August 19. Meaning that they will share a birthday with Bill Clinton, John Stamos and Matthew Perry… three womanizers with amazing hair. Not too shabby.
Gwyneth Paltrow has been quoted as saying “I’ve got lots of lovely vices!” We’re guessing her “vices” include “drinking a spot of tea” and “speaking with a British accent out of both nostrils.”
The Library of Congress will include Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” as one of America’s national treasures. Not included? Bubbles’ mini-bicycle and matching fez.
Guess who has two thumbs and won’t be power napping at 4 am on subway benches ever again? You know the drill.
