August 6, 2008

…OF THE DAY

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CHALUPA RUNNETH OVER: Those of you who get turned on by slightly overweight women from South of the Border, get ready to buy something off my Amazon Wishlist: May I present to you Mexican Muffin Top, a website dedicated to the rollover flab of ladies hailing from our neighbor down below. Happy Flanksgiving. (Mexican Muffin Tops)
APPROPRIATE LAST NAME: Morgan Freeman is getting a divorce. Meaning he can finally whip out that “Now I’m actually a Free-MAN!” joke he’s been storing away for the past few years. (Scandalist)
EXCLUSIVE: The first photos of Nicole Kidman’s baby have surfaced, and from the looks of it, it is small, grainy, possibly a baby, and wrapped in a blanket. (AU News)
WISHFUL THINKING: David Archuleta wants the “Miley Cyrus Touch.” To get there, he plans on e-mailing topless photos of himself wearing boxer briefs to all three of The Jonas Brothers. (E! News)
RACKTACULAR: Here is Heidi Klum’s rack. No, it doesn’t glow like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction. In fact, if anything, prep yourself to be a tad disappointed. They’re just sort of there. I thought they’d have unicorn horns or something. (Celebslam)
ALKY SELTZER: These talking cheese round Alka-Seltzer ads will make you take a couple of swigs from Alky’s first cousin, Vodky-Bottle. Because they are terrifying. (Ad Age)