Michael Lohan, who is up for Father of the Year for like the fifteenth time in a row, is now spouting off about how he wouldn’t attend daughter Lindsay’s wedding if indeed she married her galpal Samantha Ronson (for those of you who aren’t up to speed on this, basically Lindsay and Sam are friends, they hang out all the time, kiss a little, there’s speculation that they might get married, end of story, you’re all set.). Here’s what Michael “Superdad” Lohan had to say: I havent heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I dont think shed ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith she just wouldnt ask. Um, hello? I think she wouldn’t ask you because you’ve pretty much SCREWED UP HER ENTIRE LIFE and you’re a horrible, horrible person. You know, a little thing like that. Has nothing to do with your “Christian faith.” Go back to writing crazy rambling letters in prison, you were much more interesting. Tags: lindsay-lohan, michael-lohanShare This