No change then. Dale and Stuart are just as boring as they were yesterday and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that Thank God for Rex and Nicole. At least their arguments are keeping things interesting while the dullest eviction ever is played out. While we’re waiting to see which of the beefcakes go - the one with the stupidity and the hat, or the one with the stupidity and the shaved nipples - why not have a look at the latest eviction odds on Paddy Power. Dale is odds-on big style to go, of course. He will leave the house to the sound of tumbleweeds rolling across the Big Brother compound we should imagine. Since Jennifer left Dale has become the most pointless housemate in history; no wonder he is such a big favourite to go. Slap a quid on and you’ll win five pence. Wow, that’s a bet and a half as pointless as Dale himself. Big Brother betting odds 1-20 Stuart, the second most pointless housemate, is the best of this bad bunch can two be a bunch? Eye candy for the ladies and probably some of the boys, at least Stuart’s yawns are slightly comedic. Has there been a clip this week when Stuart has been yawning? It’s sure to help his odds. After making it clear to everyone that he wanted to be up for eviction and garnering their votes, while tactically voting himself into position too, Stuart is now in for a shock: the chances of him going are almost zilch. At 7-1, you could make a pretty penny if a miracle did happen and he was sent on the long walk up those BB stairs. But it ain’t going to happen. Seriously, it ain’t. Big Brother betting odds 7-1 Let’s hope Rex and Nicole’s arguments continue to keep the interest going until this eviction is done and dusted. But, hang on, she was threatening to walk out last night - right there, live on E4, she said she wanted to go. Don’t do it. Don’t go. Don’t leave us with another pining housemate. “If you go I’ll go,” said Rex. Yeah right. We don’t believe that for a minute. Tomorrow: we will see if she has walked and whether he has followed and we’ll get to have another look at the fascinating lives of Dale and Stuart. That’s as long as they haven’t slipped into comas, of course. Mind you, that might make them interesting. Kill your boredom with a look at the latest eviction odds at Paddy Power. Story By Richard Hughes